A Pile Of Things I Know, Can Do, Or Have Done:
- I'll destroy anyone at Boggle (or tick-tack-toe).
- I know how to throw down on cooking so many extravagant, quick, or quality family meals, but will fail at boxed brownies every single time.
- I can sharpen a chainsaw (I'd have to explain this one in-person)
- Install a customized starlight ceiling in your vehicle or home, and show you how to control this crazy noise from an app and impress all your people.
- Beat you in a race on my sportbike, OR - lend you my bike cuz you want one for the weekend.
- Teach you how to ride or learn shifting manual transmissions (Motorcycle, Bike, Car, or Fun Toys).
- How to fish; and super spots (MN), how to fillet, and cook em, too.
- How to jump start a car or replace a flat tire.
- How to get stains out of anything (because I made all of them).
- Tires sizes for pickups.
- Train your horse how to not be a d*ck.
- Train your puppy in infant stages for obedience and basic commands (aka to not shit all over your house and listen to you before damn it's).
- Anything about snakes.
- Face-paint at your kid's birthday party or any other event.
- Call me with your location and I can tell you to turn North, South, East, or West to save you when lost - or tell you which part of a building I am at.
- Said and performed the alphabet backwards in Kindergarten at a talent show - freaked out my parents (1st time). Still can.
- Won spelling bee's in school, and still know how to spell the longest word in the dictionary.
- I can plan your entire wedding.
- Setting up private Nanny Services & MN Laws.
Languages:
- English (Primary / Main)
- Spanish (Fluent enough but maybe one level down from fluent - what do you call that)
- Arabic (Enough to put listeners on alert)
Shit I Don't Know:
- I have never been able to do a cartwheel - but can front handspring on the ground, or teach you how to backflip on a trampoline because it's easier and safer to learn than a front flip.
- Shit about plants - but keep Avocado plants I randomly planted seed for years ago I for the hell of it, and now they're thriving alongside the real estate closer people plants that were gifted to me in pot that are not almost trees I continue to water and not know what to do with
- I still don’t know how to pronounce or say “bae”
